It’s that time of the year once again, when bad, unaware folks get sucked into the dark hole that is called ‘Bigg Employer’.
Now, if you have actually clicked on this article, I’m taking this as a verification of your pure, untainted hatred for this hazardous show, just like me. I confess I have actually never ever understood the fascination behind this mindless drama. I suggest, sure it has all the components for a performer– love, anger, jealousy, betrayal and the works– however seeing people secured in a home, imitating animals thanks to a wicked script, designed to prey on the minds of innocents, is not my concept of ‘home entertainment’.
Every year, I discover myself surrounded by this name–‘Bigg Employer’. Despite the fact that I have no interest in it, although I go out of my method to never see it on TELEVISION, it in some way manages to crawl into my life. Makes me contemplate over my presence altogether!This made me understand that I need to find a method to avoid from this evil this year, and made a set of standards for myself, which I am more than happy to show you:1. Keep away From Your ‘Bigg Boss’ Caring Pals
Actually. See, the extreme truth is that, people who see this program are often overwhelmed by an unmanageable need to really go over the program in detail. You WILL find yourself getting drawn into the drama without even knowing it.2.
Say Farewell To Your TELEVISION For The Next 3 Months
It’s not that difficult, to be sincere. Heard of this stunning development called Netflix? Or perhaps even Amazon Prime? Well, the internet is going to be your bosom friend throughout of this show. Now, you must be questioning, ‘why can’t I simply turn off the TV when the program comes on?’ Umm, there are these things called promos and the continuous advertisements about the program, which may simply plant a harmless bug in your brain to view the show.3.
Surround Yourself With As Much Excellent Web Material As Possible
Like I pointed out in the point above, remaining away from the actual TELEVISION might require you to dig online into some really good programs. There is a goldmine of material out there. All you need to do is scour the web, or merely ask your pals for some good suggestions.4.
Interrupt ‘Bigg Manager’ Chat Sessions Around You With Sudden, Violent Explosions Of Anger
It works, trust me. In the next 3 months, more than typically, you’ll find a little buzzing group right next to you that is constantly going over the program and its oh-so-juicy details. Instead of splashing a pail of water over their heads (which is perfect), simply release a string of curse words, or perhaps better, threaten to fling them off the structure if they bring the program up again.5.
Simply Walk Away When Somebody Tries To Bring Up The Program
Simple, yet so reliable. I’ve done this many times and it has actually worked completely. My hyper-excited brother will spot me across the hallway, walk up to me with that manic gleam in his eyes and open his mouth stating “Yaar, kal kya phodu episode tha. Tune dekha jab usne …”, which’s where I make a 360-degree swivel, and just walk away. Do this a couple of more times and see how they get the message that you merely don’t care about the program!
6. Filter Out Keywords Like ‘Salman Khan’ & & ‘Bigg Manager’ On Social Network
This goes a long method in obstructing out the obnoxious content from revealing up in your timelines and feeds.7.
Hope The ‘Bigg Employer’ Home Inmates Get Rid Of Each Other In A Week
Sure individuals will not stop talking about it but a minimum of the show will end earlier and put us out of our suffering. Can you envision what the TRP of the program will be? Since that is generally the goal of the makers.8.
Keep Chanting ‘It Will Be Over Quickly, It Will Be Over Quickly …’
Forget ‘all is well’, change to this one. Whenever you see a discount, hear a conversation around you, enjoy your bad household glued to the TV screen, keep shouting this busily to yourself.9.
Do Social Service By Telling People To Find Better Things To See In Life
You will only be strengthening your ticket to paradise by doing this fantastic deed. The majority of people who enjoy ‘Bigg Manager’ do not know how much toxic content they are welcoming into their minds. Tell them, and call an exorcist if requirement be, to help them see what a sheer wild-goose chase in the name of mindless home entertainment this show is!
10. In Worst Case Scenario, Have A Salman Khan Movie Marathon
If you still can’t seem to overcome the temptation of viewing the program, just view 10 of his movies in a go. All that Salman overdose will ensure you never view him and his program again!Don’t Miss
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